Frenz i know

If i didn't know sum of the ppl i know i wud hav long commited suicide (not reely)

This is a big up to ma hairdresser! w00t w00t

Lora T. Ma otha half. we hav always been the loras as we was next 2 eech otha in the register and we were the same height and weight for like forever BUT now i am taller then her! she is small and fat and lazy just like a hobbit! an she has a lil dog called jasper and he is presh but not spesh like ma doggy is cos ma doggy is the mother doggy of all dogs even tho he is a he. All the same we all know that jasper si a prn star if ya know what i meen, i meen come on he dances round the house all day wearing lingerie that katie p has supplied him wiv. Kt p is also a drug deela and knows a whole lot o shady ppl. Lora t is very funny an kinda strange. wen we wus in france she was laffin like a pony for like 2 hours and then she stopped all ov a sudden an we thort (heln and i) she had kicked the bucket, gone on the eternal journey, popped her clogs, on the road of no return. but she ahdn't she had just fallen asleep. but lora t will 4eva b small 2 me!

Heln Con Carne is one of the most sexiful ppl i no an tht is y she is so incredibly fantacular an lil. Evry one no's her an evry 1 luves her cos she is also pwitty loaded an like to hand out cash speshaly 2 me. This txt is a bit rndom actually but ah well who cares! Big up 2 heln convery!!! w00t w00t. w00t w00t beep beep i ent playin around ya'll no wot am tlkin bout gurlf!

Heln C. Heln is reel cool and if ya met her an ya didn't no her name but you read the name on her tipex you wud think her name was helenski but that is not her reeel name it on her tipex courtesy of mwa. Heln is reel cool and small and if you eva want 2 no what it luks like to c a cat run ova jus ask heln cos she knows loads o crap bout that kinda stuf. also if ya see heln site it wil tell you bout wen we wus on france an she did her lil munkey swing ova the top of the bed wen she thort a teecha was cumin but they weren't ha! u so shud of bin ther i will neva 4get it. in fact a lotta cool/scar/strange stuf happen to heln, on friday she had all her muney nicked by rebecca whittaker (don't tek ma wurd for it) an now every1 is keepin well away from her (rebecca not heln) cos she mite steel there stuf. al the same heln is cool and she is scared of the crazy mask thin on the saw because it is so creepy an she is scared of the michael jackson thin on hte same film but i didn't c it cos i had ma hed unda the covers cos i wus terrified. (it is a queerass film don't watch unless u hav 2!!)

Otha ppl i no r Liv G, Liv D, Em, Salia an Katie P (hu's bday it is 2day). Liv G is ma walking home and math buddy, Liv D is ma languages buddy, Katie P is a randomer with a drrty everything an i meen a drrty mind, drrty laff her laff is as drrty as a sewer, Salia is drrty and queer and Em jus hangs out wit me cos she thinks i'm kool an she wants 2 get kool 2 (jus kiddin)

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